It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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