Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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