Your tits are I can't wait for
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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