Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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