Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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