How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
