Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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