Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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