For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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