took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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