I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
