Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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