I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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