Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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