their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
please don't ironically join a cult
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