What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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