jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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