She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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