If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
only if we run a train.
done.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
