Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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