WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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