I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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