God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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