I didn't shave. On purpose
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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birth control should be required to get into college
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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