She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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