If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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