youre lurking in front of me
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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