I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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