Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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