i just google imaged poop.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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