He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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