chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
40s are totally the cure
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Enjoy the penises
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