I am puke
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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