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I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
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I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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