somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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