I want to have your abortion
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He better not be in your backpack
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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