I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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