It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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