Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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