Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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