last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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