9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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