ADVERTISEMENT

• (216): View more from Ohio

  i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.

  Fav 21 1180 5491

  share tweet
  

• (706): View more from Georgia

  don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.

  Fav 26 7032 1540

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (518): View more from New York

  alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?

  (1-518): View more from New York

  dude. you drew those with your dick

  Fav 24 7669 1779

  share tweet
  

• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.

  Fav 33 1997 14190

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.

  Fav 10 4922 1162

  share tweet
  

• (512): View more from Texas

  They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?

  Fav 13 2874 1632

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (912): View more from Georgia

  You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.

  Fav 5 2585 1154

  share tweet
  

• (409): View more from Texas

  It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true

  Fav 9 1205 1640

  share tweet
  

• (914): View more from New York

  true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"

  Fav 14 1622 692

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (949): View more from California

  You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard

  Fav 4 858 673

  share tweet
  

• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle

  Fav 2 1172 502

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?

  Fav 2 1032 768

  share tweet
  

• (256): View more from Alabama

  We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?

  Fav 1 751 544

  share tweet
  

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas

  Fav 3 196 75

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (801): View more from Utah

  This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack

  Fav 2 159 83

  share tweet
  

Randomize