you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.