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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers

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• (315): View more from New York

  idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009

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• (650): View more from California

  I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.

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