he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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