SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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