So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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