I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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