another moral hangover. fuck.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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