I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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