i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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