I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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