And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So much Jack, so little girl.
well, you know. whores of a feather.