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Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out

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How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?

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(904): Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out (1-904): How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction? http://tfl.nu/euyr

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(973): View more from New Jersey

How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson

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(973): How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson http://tfl.nu/43b3

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(571): View more from Virginia

You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?

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I don't even know what potassium is.

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(571): You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember? (703): I don't even know what potassium is. http://tfl.nu/wfp6

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(914): View more from New York

I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.

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(914): I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot. http://tfl.nu/n3sv

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers

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(910): I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers http://tfl.nu/vom9

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.

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(412): There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever. http://tfl.nu/yvee

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(843): View more from South Carolina

There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...

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(843): There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room... http://tfl.nu/5owj

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(718): View more from New York

We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game

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(718): We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game http://tfl.nu/kk4m

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(760): View more from California

I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.

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Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped

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(760): I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire. (951): Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped http://tfl.nu/trsg

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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We've made things harder for ourselves

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The struggle will be part of the fun

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(604): I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest (604): We've made things harder for ourselves (778): The struggle will be part of the fun http://tfl.nu/kjb3

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(641): View more from Iowa

I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.

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(641): I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor. http://tfl.nu/67h2

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(315): View more from New York

why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?

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(315): why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing? http://tfl.nu/jphv

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(863): View more from Florida

The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.

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Worth it.

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(863): The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history. (352): Worth it. http://tfl.nu/vmzs

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(512): View more from Texas

Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again

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(512): Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again http://tfl.nu/zxqw

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.

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(413): Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception. http://tfl.nu/yfth

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