did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.