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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.

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  watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.

  (847): View more from Illinois

  ill be there in 5.

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• (619): View more from California

  there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians

  (503): View more from Oregon

  How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.

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• (716): View more from New York

  He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee

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