Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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