and you said cock pushups were impossible
Welp...herpes.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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