i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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