I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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