His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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