So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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