sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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