She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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